{"id":28,"date":"2019-12-16T20:45:03","date_gmt":"2019-12-16T20:45:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/souslarbre.xyz\/?p=28"},"modified":"2021-05-05T17:33:52","modified_gmt":"2021-05-05T17:33:52","slug":"je-les-tuerais","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/je-les-tuerais\/","title":{"rendered":"Je les tuerais&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2142 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/phare-modus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"483\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/phare-modus.jpg 709w, https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/phare-modus-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 483px) 100vw, 483px\" \/>Quand tu veux changer une ampoule de phare sur une Modus, et qu&rsquo;il faut tomber le parechoc, quand tu veux changer un composant chauffage sur une Scenic, et qu&rsquo;il faut d\u00e9monter entre-autres la p\u00e9dales de frein et d\u2019acc\u00e9l\u00e9rateur&#8230; j&rsquo;ai envie d\u2019assassiner les membres du bureau d&rsquo;\u00e9tudes qui ont con\u00e7u ces bagnoles, si ce ne sont pas des assassins ce sont au moins des malades graves qu&rsquo;il faudra \u00e9liminer un jour de la face de la terre, histoire de les punir.<\/p>\n<p>Pour la Modus, j&rsquo;avais entendu une blague \u00ab\u00a0Les mecs quand il ont con\u00e7us la Modus ils ont pris une ampoule de phare et ils ont construit la voiture autour&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nBref je les hais<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quand tu veux changer une ampoule de phare sur une Modus, et qu&rsquo;il faut tomber le parechoc, quand tu veux changer un composant chauffage<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2142,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vecu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feuilles.net\/archives\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}